This is what we've been driven to?

The man you see here is named Jamie Fishback.⁽¹⁾ He's whimsical, but rarely completely insane.

Today he's walking around the office wielding a yam. He believes it's a deterrent to lunacy. "Stop that or I'll yam you!" he's warning people.

You all thought it was me. I know the truth. It's really all of you.

I blame society.

Playing (Music): "Million Dollar Bill" by Whitney Houston

(1) = This photo was taken with the camera on my Treo 680. Now you see why I need to upgrade? Sheesh.